Because it has been a little rough lately.
Our family visited England this summer.
I have written about many parts of the trip, but I have been saving this tea party story for the day after I eviscerated my former faith, ‘came out’ as an atheist and left my conventional life as a churchy small town doctor’s [...]
Evidently bovine spongiform encephalopathy is basically the same thing as cannibal palsy… which is the same thing as kuru… which is the same thing as mad cow disease. So cannibal palsy is mad cow! Cows get it from eating other cows and humans get it from eating other humans. So I guess [...]
Thanks to reader Sandy for emailing me with some fascinating information regarding cannibal palsy. Evidently it is real. It does happen. And the best way to avoid it is to NOT eat the brains of your dead relatives. So if you were planning to eat the brains of your dead relatives, [...]
Me – Hey honey?
CD – What?
Me – Do people that eat too much human flesh develop a sort of palsy?
CD – What?
Me – You know… do cannibals start to shake all the time because they eat other people?
CD – What are you talking about?
Me – In the movie The Book of Eli, the cannibals develop a [...]
My second son used to play on a basketball team that had a coach that constantly yelled, “Deny! Deny! Deny!” I am not a sports fan, nor even remotely sports literate, however having four sons has made me at least understand the difference between defense and offense as well as which town’s concession stand serves [...]
