Archive for February, 2010

Congressman’s Wife Casts Demon Out of VCR

Friday, February 26th, 2010

When I was in college (back in the bronze age, when the bible existed only on stone tablets and it’s teaching that the world was flat was still widely accepted) I was involved with several campus christian groups and through one of them I found myself marching with a group of anti-abortion activists in a [...]

What If I’m Wrong?

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

A few days ago this question appeared in the comments of this blog.
What if you’re wrong?
So yes…
What if I am wrong?
What if there is a god?
And what if there is not only a god, but one that is righteously pissed off because I am writing a daily screed against the entire idea of his/her existence?
Will [...]

Wrestling With God In Highschool Hallway

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

I was at a neighboring highschool a few weeks ago for one of my son’s basketball games when I saw this display in the hallway.

Evidently the sport of wrestling is biblically sound.

You might recall the story of Jacob wrestling with some sort of supernatural being until his thigh is injured and then blah, blah blah, [...]

CDW Wins Bet With CD! Two New Chairs For Study On Order!… Someday!

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Him – Topeka has had record breaking snowfall this year.
Me – Wow.  That is truly fascinating.
Him  - Yes, it is.
Me – Western Kansas gets more snow in July than Topeka gets all year long.
Him – Are you kidding?  Eastern Kansas gets more snow than Western Kansas.
Me – You are an idiot.  
Him – No, it [...]

Two Baptist Missionaries Visit CDW

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Okay – no one is going to believe the story I am about to tell because it just way too coincidental and also because uh… well… I have a sort of a history… of uh… making things up… or maybe not making them up… but ever so slightly exaggerating… certain uh…  facts… to make my [...]